Life and Esoteric Science

A Mass Wedding Invitation to All the Earthlings

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A Mass Wedding Invitation

to All the Earthlings

 

With(out) Joyful Hearts

The oppressed of the world request the honour of all the human(e) beings’ gracious presence at the cosmopolitan Wedding Ceremony of the

 

(Incurable) Tormentors

To

(the Incurable Stage/s of) Diseases

 

on Sunday, the eleventh of February, two thousand twenty-four, at 8 p.m. at shekharakshar.com

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RESPONSE CARD

RSVP by Sunday, the fourth of February, two thousand twenty-four, to Shekhar Akshar (Facebook) or @shekhar_akshar (Instagram)

Name(s):

…………………. Number of guests attending

…………………. Accepts with pleasure

…………………. Declines with regret

 

Dietary requirements (only healthy food items are entertained): ………………………………………………….

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Reception Card

THE HOLY FEAST WILL FOLLOW THE CEREMONY, INCLUDING A PRAYER FOR PEACE

 

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Note: The engagement ceremony was held on the twenty-third December, two thousand twenty-three, following the ancient world’s time-honoured traditions, and a forty-one-day fast. The organizer is grateful to the witnesses present then.

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Dress Code

All the guests are requested to be in spotless white.

 

 

THE BLESSING ENTITLEMENT

The guests, committed to ‘saattvik’ lifestyle, are divinely entitled to shower their holy blessings on the newly-weds so that they may become purified and be able to live happily ever after.

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LEGAL DISCLAIMER

The couples, the incurable tormentors and the incurable stages of the diseases, and the humble organizer of the event, hereby, state that they are, in no way, related to the people suffering from the different diseases. Hence, the people suffering from one or more of the diseases are humbly requested not to feel hurt. The blog is only to let people understand how deadly or poisonous certain things are or could be. The blog writer, hereby, states that the views expressed here are his, and that they are not intended to hurt anyone. The blogger and organizer of this event ardently wishes all the unhealthy persons speedy recovery. May Mother Nature bless all the earthlings with sound health and everlasting peace!

 

 

The list of the couples is as follows:

 

  1. PILFERAGE weds POSTNASAL DRIP

 

  1. STEALING weds ACUTE RESPIRATORY TRACT INFECTION

 

 

  1. ROBBERY weds HACKING COUGH

 

  1. DACOITY weds PAROXYSMAL COUGH

 

 

  1. COWARDICE weds STATUS MIGRAINOSUS

 

  1. LETHARGY weds SCURVY

 

 

  1. DISHONESTY weds DIABETES MELLITUS

 

  1. LIE weds HEMICRANIA

 

  1. PERJURY SLANDER TALE weds THUNDERCLAP HEADACHE

 

  1. DECEIT weds RHEUMATOID ARTHRITIS

 

  1. RAW EARS weds PARALYSIS

 

  1. BLIND EYE weds CATARACTS

 

  1. HUNGER for FAME weds LUNG CANCER

 

  1. AVARICIOUSNESS weds COLORECTAL CANCER

 

  1. HUNGER for the SEAT of POWER weds PANCREATIC CANCER

 

  1. ECOCIDE weds DOOMSDAY*

 

  1. LIBERTINISM weds BRAIN TUMOUR

 

  1. ONE BLINDED with SELF-INTEREST weds AGORAPHOBIA

 

  1. GAMBLING weds BUBONIC PLAGUE

 

  1. INTOXICATION weds PARKINSON’S DISEASE

 

 

  1. SELFISHNESS weds SEMI-INSANITY

 

  1. BACKBITING weds INFECTIOUS ITCHING

 

  1. CORRUPTION weds LEPROSY

 

  1. CONCEIT weds CHICKENPOX

 

  1. CASTEISM weds AIDS

 

  1. LINGUICISM weds ANEMIA

 

  1. LINGUISTIC IMPERIALISM weds ANEMIA of CHRONIC DISEASE (ACD)

 

  1. INEQUALITY weds ASTHEMA

 

 

 

  1. IMPERIALISM weds MILIARY TUBERCULOSIS

 

  1. POLLUTION weds SLOW POISON

 

  1. RIOT weds TYPHOID

 

  1. TERRORISM weds MARBURG VIRUS

 

  1. RACIALISM weds MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION

 

  1. BULLYING weds MULTIPLE SCLEROSIS

 

  1. MURDER weds CEREBRAL HEMORRHAGE

 

  1. WAR weds HOLOCAUST**

 

  1. ADULTERATION alias CONTAMINATION weds FOOD POISONING

 

  1. JUDJEMENTAL ATTITUDE weds TOXICITY

 

  1. IMMORALITY weds GENETIC DISORDER

 

  1. FLATTERY weds ANTISOCIAL PERSONALITY DISORDER (ASPD)

 

  1. RUMOUR MONGERING weds SLEEP PARALYSIS

 

 

*Though ‘doomsday’ is not a disease, as such, yet it fits the bill. The Doomsday Clock is at ninety seconds to midnight due to the escalating wars and nuclear threats which will ultimately annihilate ecosystem.

**Though ‘holocaust’ is also not a disease, as such, yet it fills the bill.

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Thinking about the blog:

 

Opening Statement

Vice leads to physical and mental health problems, family breakdown and the killing of humanity.

 

Between the Line

Peacefully blessed life is experienced just once in a blue moon.

 

The End of the Line

Ethical life brings its fruits.

 

 Question:

Is duty not the best thing?

 

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THANKS

green earth

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