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A Mass Wedding Invitation to All the Earthlings

A mass wedding invitation to all the earthlings
A red rose expresses deep feelings and love.

(The image: The courtesy of Dorothe, Darkmoon_Art, from Pixab

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A Mass Wedding Invitation

to All the Earthlings

 

With(out) Joyful Hearts

The oppressed of the world request the honour of all the human(e) beings’ gracious presence at the cosmopolitan Wedding Ceremony of the

 

(Incurable) Tormentors

To

(the Incurable Stage/s of) Diseases

 

on Sunday, the eleventh of February, two thousand twenty-four, at 8 p.m. at shekharakshar.com

The destined time for the mass wedding
Time is precious.

(The image: The courtesy of Gerd Altmann, geralt, from Pixabay)

RESPONSE CARD

(for the mass wedding invitation)

RSVP by Sunday, the fourth of February, two thousand twenty-four, to Shekhar Akshar (Facebook) or @shekhar_akshar (Instagram)

Name(s):

…………………. Number of guests attending

…………………. Accepts with pleasure

…………………. Declines with regret

 

Dietary requirements (only healthy food items are entertained): ………………………………………………….

The mass wedding invitation feast
Health is invaluable.

(The image: The courtesy of G.C., garten-gg, from Pixabay)

Reception Card

(for the mass wedding invitation)

THE HOLY FEAST WILL FOLLOW THE CEREMONY, INCLUDING A PRAYER FOR PEACE

A prayer for peace for the mass wedding
Every solemn occasion is sanctified by prayer.

 

(The image: The courtesy of Tanuj Handa, Tanuj_handa,  from Pixabay)

Note: The engagement ceremony was held on the twenty-third of December, two thousand twenty-three, following the ancient world’s time-honoured traditions, and a forty-one-day fast. The organizer is grateful to the witnesses present then.

Thanks to those who made the wedding possible.
THANKFULNESS ought to be accepted and duly expressed.
(The image: The courtesy of Oberholster Venita, ArtsyBee, from Pixbay)

Dress Code

All the guests are requested to be in spotless white.

 

 

THE BLESSING ENTITLEMENT

The guests, committed to ‘saattvik’ lifestyle, are divinely entitled to shower their holy blessings on the newly-weds so that they may become purified and be able to live happily ever after.

The couples need blessings.
The truth loving devotees of Nature are entitled to bless one and all.

(The image: The courtesy of Sujo26, sujo26, from Pixabay)

LEGAL DISCLAIMER

The couples, the incurable tormentors and the incurable stages of the diseases, and the humble organizer of the event, hereby, state that they are, in no way, related to the people suffering from the different diseases. Hence, the people suffering from one or more of the diseases are humbly requested not to feel hurt. The blog is only to let people understand how deadly or poisonous certain things are or could be. The blog writer, hereby, states that the views expressed here are his, and that they are not intended to hurt anyone. The blogger and organizer of this event ardently wishes all the unhealthy persons speedy recovery. May Mother Nature bless all the earthlings with sound health and everlasting peace!

 

 

The list of the couples is as follows:

 

  1. PILFERAGE weds POSTNASAL DRIP

 

  1. STEALING weds ACUTE RESPIRATORY TRACT INFECTION

 

 

  1. ROBBERY weds HACKING COUGH

 

  1. DACOITY weds PAROXYSMAL COUGH

 

 

  1. COWARDICE weds STATUS MIGRAINOSUS

 

  1. LETHARGY weds SCURVY

 

 

  1. DISHONESTY weds DIABETES MELLITUS

 

  1. LIE weds HEMICRANIA

 

  1. PERJURY SLANDER TALE weds THUNDERCLAP HEADACHE

 

  1. DECEIT weds RHEUMATOID ARTHRITIS

 

  1. RAW EARS weds PARALYSIS

 

  1. BLIND EYE weds CATARACTS

 

  1. HUNGER for FAME weds LUNG CANCER

 

  1. AVARICIOUSNESS weds COLORECTAL CANCER

 

  1. HUNGER for the SEAT of POWER weds PANCREATIC CANCER

 

  1. ECOCIDE weds DOOMSDAY*

 

  1. LIBERTINISM weds BRAIN TUMOUR

 

  1. ONE BLINDED with SELF-INTEREST weds AGORAPHOBIA

 

  1. GAMBLING weds BUBONIC PLAGUE

 

  1. INTOXICATION weds PARKINSON’S DISEASE

 

 

  1. SELFISHNESS weds SEMI-INSANITY

 

  1. BACKBITING weds INFECTIOUS ITCHING

 

  1. CORRUPTION weds LEPROSY

 

  1. CONCEIT weds CHICKENPOX

 

  1. CASTEISM weds AIDS

 

  1. LINGUICISM weds ANEMIA

 

  1. LINGUISTIC IMPERIALISM weds ANEMIA of CHRONIC DISEASE (ACD)

 

  1. INEQUALITY weds ASTHEMA

 

 

 

  1. IMPERIALISM weds MILIARY TUBERCULOSIS

 

  1. POLLUTION weds SLOW POISON

 

  1. RIOT weds TYPHOID

 

  1. TERRORISM weds MARBURG VIRUS

 

  1. RACIALISM weds MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION

 

  1. BULLYING weds MULTIPLE SCLEROSIS

 

  1. MURDER weds CEREBRAL HEMORRHAGE

 

  1. WAR weds HOLOCAUST**

 

  1. ADULTERATION alias CONTAMINATION weds FOOD POISONING

 

  1. JUDJEMENTAL ATTITUDE weds TOXICITY

 

  1. IMMORALITY weds GENETIC DISORDER

 

  1. FLATTERY weds ANTISOCIAL PERSONALITY DISORDER (ASPD)

 

  1. RUMOUR MONGERING weds SLEEP PARALYSIS

 

 

*Though ‘doomsday’ is not a disease, as such, yet it fits the bill. The Doomsday Clock is at ninety seconds to midnight due to the escalating wars and nuclear threats which will ultimately annihilate ecosystem.

**Though ‘holocaust’ is also not a disease, as such, yet it fills the bill.

The destined wedding
The time and the cosmos have a pious relationship.

(The image: The courtesy of Hermann Traub, Hermann, from Pixabay)

 

Thinking about the blog:

 

Opening Statement

Vice leads to physical and mental health problems, family breakdown and the killing of humanity.

 

Between the Line

Peacefully blessed life is experienced just once in a blue moon.

 

The End of the Line

Ethical life brings its fruits.

 

 Question:

Is duty not the best thing?

 

The mass wedding will remain in people's memory.
It is a day to dare and share.
 (The image: The courtesy of Alexa, Alexas_Fotos, from Pixabay)

 

THANKS

The mass wedding is necessary to maintain the green earth.
The mass wedding was necessary to preserve the green beauty of Mother Earth.

 (The image: The courtesy of Sergio Cerrato, Camera-man, from Pixabay)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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